Somebody Please
Sunday, September 24, 2006
I had to miss the Puta thing last night, for various reasons like my house being broken into, etc., and my regrets are enormous. If someone could please help me and send me the pictures of Andrew Limprecht giving Gavin Younge a lap dance, you could win R100 and a hotoil rub down from Lebo Tlali. Don't miss the Tretchikoff Retrospective tonight at LB's at 9.
ps. If anyone buys a nice Macbook from a tik den in the BoKaap, please its mine.
ps. If anyone buys a nice Macbook from a tik den in the BoKaap, please its mine.
posted by Ed Young at 2:41 PM
16 Comments:
just ask ma and pa for a new computer Ed, you stupid cunt. oh ja, you already did. hope this one has a bigger screen so you can continue to wank to better displayed porn.
That was mean you pole-smoking chutney Ferret
yes, stop picking on ed, just because he is better looking than you..
do you think they stole his pumas?
the hunter becomes the hunted
Dear anon:
Just to let you know. It was not my laptop that was stolen. You are confusing me with someone else. I am happily typing away on it as we speak. In fact, I am so happy with it seeing that I sold my car to buy it last year. But thanks for the tip, maybe I should just ask mommy and daddy to buy me a new macbook pro, so I don't have to work on this piece of shit top of the range G4 titanium powerbook with superdrive. And also this monthly allowance that you speak of. Here I am fucking doing shitty odd jobs, where I could just do nothing. I'll ask them. Maybe I can organise for you to get a percentage seeing as you came up with the idea. In fact, what is your allowance just so I have something to base my proposal on. And maybe matt hindley is right, don't get angry because I am so fucking gorgeous and super talented. That acne will clear up soon and then you can get into the public thing. Oh and if you are just angry because you make bad art, I can give you some lessons. I need the cash.
Thank god I still have my good looks.
ed, jy is my held
someone hit a nerve there. Ed's a sensitive guy.
hopefully he's 'happily typing away' in afrikaans. As super-talented as Ed is, he still can't really write in English.
agreed. also it's probably not technically Ed/Linda's house. Didn't Ed's mommy buy him a brand new luxury apartment? Property is theft! particularly when you live rent free. should be lots of spare change for acne creams etc
Whats your problem guys. Mommy did not buy me shit. I bought a flat the size of a hotel room and am happily paying my bond. Anon is probably lizza littlewort.
And I am super sexy...
So now that we have cleared that one up. Bring on the fucking real crtisism.
Bitch...
For Fuck Sakes, if I see one more goddamn comment spree dedicated to Ed Young I'm going to censor it. Lets get some things straight... Ed is old news, he's not rich, he's not good looking, and worse of all he actually does work. And he's not Linda.
Dear Linda
Stop being so fucking sensitive.
Love
Ed
and he's hairy
and he has a nice cock
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