Nose Dive
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Well, ArtHeat has clearly been in a bit of a slump recently. And it's not because the art world is boring for once, it's because I have been busy sorting out an exhibition. If you haven't seen the listing scroll down the page a bit. It's tomorrow at six pm. After that it'll be back to business.
posted by Robert Sloon at 10:08 PM
10 Comments:
Hi Robert, I think artheat needs a dose of transformation. It is such a hot topic at the moment. Why do you not address this? Maybe it will spice things up. Perhaps you should ask Linda Lovelace to tackle it or another one of your flea bitten honkey floozies. And can you please ban all posts about ed and his hairy girlfriend. Or is it the other way round. I check artheat religously and it can be so entertaining, and I think all your regular readers are so bored with the last couple of editions of this blog, that all they can do is think and write up shit about the hairy fucking couple.
I am so bored with artheat I am going to write the longest and most boring post ever. Jesus. Maybe you should move artheat to Bloemfontein for a little while. Get some inspiration. Or get Sean O'Toole to write for you. Then you can have a really boring blog. He can write under the boring pseudonym Dr. Boring.
My other pet hate besides Ed's hairy arse is of course the Michaelis in jokes. But you are maybe spot on. It is a fucking joke of a place. The other day visiting I bumped into some seriously retarded individuals that teach there. Oh crap. Inbred rock spiders urgh.
Then CAPE - shame, they cant get it together and you keep on hitting on them. Why? Do YOU want to be CEO? Its a lonely place on top they say and quite far to fall.
One thing I admire however, is your consistent inconsistency when passing judgement on the art of others. I cant wait for your show girly. Not sure which one to turn up at - Joburg or Cape Town? Which one do you think I am going to be at? Would you look for me and wonder if I am there? Which one of those drunken art whores hanging out at seriously trendy undergroundish dodgy fucking pissup gallery openings? I will be the one that suck your cock later in the loo. Promise.
Till then.
Couldnt agree more. Enough with the incestuous shite!
no you twat, incest is nice. thats why your read this crap. and that was not the point of my previous entry. you are dull. art heat is boring. I'd rather be boring than dull.
WOW! easy on tiger!
sorry I hurt your feelings. will be nice next time.
dear anonymi, what are your views on the word staid?
Is it worse than boring or dull?
dear clive darling, 'staid' perfectly describes the following argument:
surely one shark's life sacrficed to make the already far-too-rich damien hirst umpety more millions involves further abuse of those of us who inhabit the natural world? Ask one of them to volunteer to become a "damien hirst". 'Leaving alone' is the appropriate strategy when dealing with the living too bad for moneybags cohen. He bought the corpse, let him what he paid for.
why doesn't Ed get a back, sack and crack wax with all his money?
nice show bob. wish the music had been truly sad tho
ed has a lot of money becuase he sells a lot of cool work
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