WARNING
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Watch out for this notorious house-breaker, who is known to strike at this time of year. He has a gang of short people working for him, and drives a cart just like those dodgy scrap merchants in Salt River. His preferred tactic is to come down the chimney while you're sleeping, so it's safest to keep watch all night with a shotgun aimed at the fireplace. Have a safe Christmas.
posted by Vince Condesini at 8:39 AM
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