Spawn in a Teacup. The 2nd Cape Town Biennale and Blank Projects, final chapter.
Thursday, September 27, 2007

I agree with that angry commentator who called herself Nadine. The Cape Town art scene is little, full of little art people, and what's worse they're incestuous sluts. Look at Jonathan Garnham pimping himself outside his own gallery. So brazen! And look at the size of the gallery. Could it actually get smaller? And saddest of all it housed the entire Biennale! And the slut curator Andrew Lamprecht was standing there flagrantly discussing how he could make it EVEN SMALLER. He liked the idea of a Biennale-At-A-Glance, and even warmed to the idea of a Drive-By Biennale.
You think that's bad? There were only about 8 works on the show and 3 featured real body hair. Eww. The furry Bible by Gabi Ncobo was especially offensive. And then there's the incestuousness. For example, the show is being reviewed by one of the artists who was on it, and YOU'RE READING IT! Well, you may be thinking, at least she's not going to actually scrape the bottom of the barrel by writing about herself. Wrong! Or that she won't boast about how fuckin brilliant she evidently believes she is. Wrong again! Am brilliant. Am genius. Brilliant brilliant. Genius genius. See? It gets worse. We're not just incestuous. We're becoming hermaphrodites!
Labels: andrew lamprecht, Blank, Cape Town Biennale, jonathan garnham







